flowerfaeriee:

niggawitamacbook:

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

This is so true

(Source: blackberryshawty)

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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(Source: cravings)

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

m-lissa:

weaneyhutjr:

THIS IS THE GREATEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD LOOK HIM

HES ALL LIKE “WHAT SON. YOU BETTER STEP BACK”

WHAT A MAGICAL BEAST

hahaha, you love belugas!!

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

resident-hobbit:

rach-quit:

Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT 

FUCKING FINALLY 

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude)