December 2011
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
wellyouscareme:
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
igotswagmorethanyou:
IS THAT A CRIME HUH HUH?!
Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Stomach: Okay!
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
Imagine sitting behind My Chemical Romance on a 6...
sammykilljoy:
weasle-bee:
norwayloves1d:
niallsmullingar:
REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .
fuck-theworldx33:
itsjustanordinaryday:
Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.
Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!
www.hipposarethebest.tumblr.com ALWAYSS
http://fuck-theworldx33.tumblr.com :3 & inever unfollow^_^;
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
ratherdielaughing:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
deepazure:
missredaholic:
soldmysoultotheripper666:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT...
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totally-relatable:
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your-dreadlocks-are-charming:
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hermaphroditeseverywhere:
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jill-felton:
Ron Weasley 1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog. 2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister. 3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat. 4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy. 5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch. 6. Ron Weasley and...
2011: the year i found tumblr.
lost-unic0rn:
BEST YEAR EVER